Ordering pizza is a fun and easy way to get food quick for any occasion.
Well how about making it fun for your pizza-delivery guy?
Check out these hilarious instructions that Reddit user @Rikardose left for his local delivery man:
The instructions say:
“Crust a little crisper than normal But not too crispy… if that’s not vague enough — make it like you’re taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, BUT you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future.”
AND
“The gate is tricky, please don’t break it. And the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes."
FRANK! Gotta show Frank the Spider some love... thanks for guarding those tomatoes!
What do you guys think? Aside from the good laugh, I hope this delivery man got a good tip.