If you're a parent, you're probably familiar with Elf on the Shelf. It's like an Olympic sport for parents to strategically place the Elf on the Shelf all around the house every night in December for their kids to find in the morning.
If this is you, you're going to want 'Shiraz on the Shelf.'
Dena Blizzard of the Off Broadway show One Funny Mother recently created Shiraz On the Shelf, an adult-friendly twist on the popular tradition where parents repeatedly hide an elf around the house that “watches over” their kids so they’re good for Santa.
In a hilarious promo video, Blizzard explains, "It doesn’t matter if moms are good or bad, Shiraz on the Shelf is always there in the morning."
The Shiraz on the Shelf sells for $29.99 and includes a wine glass and “the most perfect Christmas poem ever.”