There are few things as endearing and adorable as a father-daughter relationship.
Especially when you have a dad who tweets the most hilarious conversations he has with his daughter...
Get ready for your Monday morning to brighten:
3-year-old daughter: A boy at daycare said he likes me.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2016
Me: Do you like him back?
3: He colors outside the lines. He needs to grow up.
Me: You forgot to brush your teeth. They're going to fall out.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2016
5-year-old: That's the point.
That tooth fairy story backfired.
Me: You can't like Kylo Ren. He killed his dad.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 11, 2016
5-year-old: Maybe he deserved it.
I'm never sleeping again.
Yes, I pulled off the pudding heist.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 6, 2016
I would have gotten away with it, too, if I didn't get stuck in the damn chair pic.twitter.com/OhGCMA3dSM
Me: You put your coat on upside down.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2016
3-year-old: No, I didn't.
Me: Your hood is on the bottom.
3: My butt gets cold.
Me: Stay dressed when you pee.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 4, 2016
3-year-old daughter: Why do you keep telling me to keep my clothes on?
Me: It's my main job as your father.
Me: Why are you poking holes in that paper?— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2016
Me: Practice for what?
3: Poking holes.
I'm glad we cleared that up.
Toddler: *spills an entire bowl of popcorn and then eats it off the floor*— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2016
5-year-old: Stop it!
Me: Let her go. I don't want to vacuum.
[grocery store]— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2016
3: How come macaroni and cheese isn't on every shelf?
Me: Some people think other food tastes good, too
3: They're wrong.
Okay, I'll stop now but you really should waste like an hour of your time later going through more of his tweets about his daughter. They're so cute!
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