This post is continually being updated.

Warning: This post contains language and some pretty spooky stuff. 

Here's something that will keep you up a night. A writer is claiming that he is being haunted by a dead child named 'Dear David' and he's documenting the entire thing on Twitter. 

The guy, Adam Ellis, is known for his hilarious comics on Buzzfeed. 

Look familiar? 

Anyways, Adam has a serious problem. 

NO BIG DEAL. 

Buckle up, folks. This is going to be a long blog. I'll let Mr. Ellis tell you what's going on. 

(You are absolutely not sleeping tonight, FYI.)

OH SUPER CASUAL HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM TOO. 

PLZ NO. 

If Winston, my cat, starts gathering by doors I will cry. 

I am not okay. 

Adam got a ton of advice from people, which you can read here, but let's continue with what he had to say. 

He started using a recorder to see if he could hear anything strange while he was asleep. 

The next day, Adam decided to get out of his apartment for the weekend (wise) and took a selfie before he left. 

Someone tweeted him back claiming to see Dear David. Honestly, I saw it and I'm flipping out. 

Things get worse, guys. 

Chill. Chill. 

People were skeptical, so Adam recorded himself taking the photos. 

Me rn:

Adam took the advice of many and ordered sage. 

Well, guess what? It didn't work. It made everything worse. *Throws out my sage*

This happened twice. 

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Did you think we were done? We aren't. 

We now have video. 

Oh god. 

Then someone pointed something else out. 

And that is all Adam has updated us with lately. 

Adam, if you're reading... MOVE.

Or call the GhostBusters. 

Update:

Adam is back with more video. I'm becoming a bit skeptical now, but you tell me what you think. 

(Watch the jar.)

What do you think?